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Kigali Blues

Kigali is all lovely and green, the grass is neatly trimmed and trees well manicured. It is ordered and super clean. The immigration officials are pleasant yet efficient, the taxi drivers gentle and honest, the people agreeable.

It is a green and pleasant land yet I feel queasy. I gotta lay it on the table, the Freedom House stats on Rwanda are not pretty, I also heard that the people are cowered and yet I still elected to come, was it a mistake. Okay, I am going to Bujumbura, I wonder what it’s like.

I try to have a conversation with the taxi driver and he is giving me monosyllabic responses. Bujumbura seems more appealing. It sounds interesting!

I arrive at my home and I am in a local neighbourhood. Phew, this is fine. I go out for dinner and it is fine, I go out for breakfast and it is fine. I gotta get out.

Thanks to a mishap with an Apple download I had to go to the phone shop. If anyone has ever watched Phone Shop don’t think for a minute the characters I met were the same. Emery tried to fix my phone with no success so I had to take it to a specialist iPhone doctor. Emery and his buddies were headed for that direction so were happy to take me. The doctor did not fare any better; I now have a toy phone for a mobile device but it does the job.

With my phone business taken care of, I sat with Emery and friends as they ate, I wanted to continue our conversation. First, let me tell you about these remarkable young men. All are at university and just about to graduate. All have jobs because they self-fund, all are super smart and eager to engage. They had chat, ideas, banter and plenty of concerns, they want to be successful. We talk about the trappings of success and the African big man syndrome. I suggest that a bicycle is better that a Chelsea tractor, they laugh with me (I think). I tell them all they need to attract a pretty girl is their charm and knowledge and they laugh at me (I am certain).

In Africa it’s all about image they say, to access the right anything you gotta have the right look, you even gotta smell nice. These guys are politically aware, they know that their past has shaped their present, they feel angry about the colonial legacy, they think Rwanda has no choice but to take China’s investment. Africa is behind so we gotta catch up, this is our reality.

We also talk about the leaders that have come before them and how they generally morph into ‘something else’. These guys are not afraid to go there, they feel able to talk, within limits of course. They see the positive change in Rwanda and are willing to go along with it until their time comes. I am absolutely certain that these are the future leaders. In a space of an hour (maybe more) we had a most inspired conversation, we spoke as openly as we could, laughed and reflected. Bujumbura seemed like a distant memory.

I had cracked Rwanda and I was ready for her to reveal herself to me!

Thank you my Ethiopia

It is impossible to experience Ethiopia without being moved. My senses have been assaulted from every direction. I have been surprised by its magical landscapes, humbled by the kindness of its people, uplifted by their unwavering faith and how it shapes everyday lives. Ethiopian culture is steeped in old traditions. The way people greet each other says a lot about a nation. The way they dance tells a million stories. Their sense of community is demonstrated by how they eat and drink. This is not a society that has been built on individualism but one where people look out for each other. Where brotherhood and sisterhood is shaped just by dint of being an Ethiopian and they generously extend this to all their guests.

I have felt at ease here; I have felt welcome, they have humoured me and honoured me in more ways than I can explain.

Yet I also feel uneasy. I have seen great poverty, sitting alongside great wealth. Let me not be hypocritical here, I have seen Ethiopia from a position of privilege. Black privilege. There is a lot of it and really, if we want to make a difference to our world we have to also look at ourselves critically. We cannot continue to apportion blame or benefit from the very things that we claim to be abhorrent. We need to make a collective decision on how we stand on our feet, how we empower our old so that they can inspire our young. It’s not good enough that I have seen children hawking goods in markets, shining shoes and plenty more besides. It is you, the men and women that get their shoes shone by these young children, you the person that buys their goods and you, the well-meaning tourist that gives them money, sweets or small gifts. It is all of us limiting their potential so that we can wear shiny shoes or feel good about ourselves because we did something charitable. 

I am ashamed to be part of this, and I am saddened. Yet in the middle of all this I know that it is only a matter of time before we see change. That change is represented by three young people I encountered on my last night in Addis. They in fact came to my rescue; small action I can hear you say, but really I needed someone with a working phone to call for that taxi as I was determined to have Doro Wat on my last evening. Our brief encounter was uplifting. We spoke mainly about politics, but first they told me I was one of them and asked how their old dictator Mengistu was doing. I told them they needed to take him back and the chorused emphatic ‘no’  response said it all. To be fair, if I was a former dictator I would probably want to stay in Zimbabwe. Safe territory. 

These young people had different political views, they voted differently yet they had a deep connection. They challenged each other’s political stance and laughed out loud when the other passed cutting retorts. Yet they were united in their friendship and their belief that there is plenty more to do and political difference is just fine.

I leave Ethiopia feeling I have changed. I don’t quite know what that change is but my heart does not feel heavy.

Silent Histories

To see Ethiopia is a privilege and a fast track lesson in the history of humanity and  the world. Do you know about the Axumite Empire; well it turns out not many people do. I will do my best to explain, this is all new to me.

So the Axumites were at their peak between the 1st and 7th century AD, apparently they were trading with the Indians, the Persians and Rome using the Red Sea as their trade route. They were quite a sophisticated bunch, I saw with my very own eyes, the minted gold, silver and bronze coins they used as their currency. Through trade, they were exposed to Christianity and lo and behold they decided to give it a chance. They liked it so much that the King converted to Orthodox Christianity and made it his mission to learn the word. 

The nobles liked to differentiate themselves from the masses; and how else can you show your greatness but in death. They had the most elaborate and imposing obelisk carved out of a single mountain rock to mark their tombs. In keeping with protocol, the peasants had pretty rough little ones.

As beautiful as the obelisk were, their new found religion demanded that all Christians get buried on church grounds and so the work began. Ethiopia has mountains abound and why bother starting from scratch when you can just carve your church from the mountain. These rock hewn churches are truly remarkable and show what a sophisticated place Ethiopia was and still is. 

To today, Orthodox Christianity thrives; it is impossible to visit Tigrary or Lalibella and not be moved. My clubbing days are long gone so going to an all night mass seemed like the right thing to do; obviously after a bit of traditional folk music and tej (honey wine).

At weekends, all the bishops and high priests and priestesses get together to pray, chant and just show their devotion. All are welcome, it really is about love. 

I leave feeling quite intoxicated and wondering why the world does not know more about this great nation.

We really do live in a one dimensional world.

Lust in Translation

You like African massage? I thought I had misunderstood, but no, my tuk tuk driver was asking if I wanted an African massage, he repeated it several times. I didn’t quite know what to say. It had come out of the blue, one minute we are laughing, the next he is offering me a massage. I mean, seriously.

He sensed danger and nervously said, the road, bumpy, African massage. 

And then it clicked! We laughed really hard, me from relief and he, grateful for being out of danger. It turns out that I am quite a pro at getting the African massage. Tarmac roads in Lalibela, Ethiopia’s most visited tourist attraction are pretty much non-existent and the few uphill cobbled roads available are a very rough massage. 

But no matter, look east and tadaa,  the African massage will soon be a distant memory. Xi’s Yuan is everywhere, Lalibela is getting shiny new roads soon and there are plenty more roads being constructed elsewhere.

I say tread carefully my friends! It could be a long and slippery road.

Not today Benito

Ethiopia is the only African country not to have been colonised. They wear this badge with pride and are admired across the world for holding their own. I have heard elaborate stories of how they humiliated the Italians at the battle of Adwa in 1896. Apparently the Italians wanted some but the Ethiopians kinda liked their set-up so they fought like lions. 

Like Arnie, some dude called Benito, a total nobody who was really close to other reprobates like Adolf and Stalin felt the need to ‘be back’ and so he was, 40 years later. A dark cloud covered Ethiopia and this great nation was occupied by Italy between 1936-1941. Luckily for the Ethiopians, fascism was no longer the done thing and thanks to British military support, the Italians had to leave (oh the irony!). 

Ethiopians are truly generous, one man informed me that they love everyone; even the Italians. Now that is a lesson for the world.